raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

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daenystormborn asked you: Series 1 or Series 3

"Only a killer would know that. Is that right? From what I’ve seen, your funny little happy go lucky life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on because you dare not look back. Playing with so many peoples lives, you might as well be a god. And you’re right, Doctor. You’re absolutely right. Sometimes you let one go."

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Every child knows that the Targaryens have always danced too close to madness. King Jaehaerys once told me that madness and greatness are two sides of the same coin. Every time a new Targaryen is born, the gods toss the coin in the air and the world holds its breath to see how it will land.

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"This is one of the keys to our success. I am so clean, you could eat of me. And i think women appreciate that."

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Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices. 

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The Magic Begins ϟ Favourite Movie: The Deathly Hallows pt. 1

"But there’s no mention of the words ‘Deathly Hallows’ in the story," said Hermione.

"Well, of course not," said Xenophilius, maddeningly smug. "That is a children’s tale, told to amuse rather then to instruct. Those of us who understand these matters, however, recognise that the ancient story refers to three objects, or Hallows, which, if united, will make the possessor master of Death."

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This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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